| Serena: | Who am I gonna fuck today? You look decent. |
| Random man: | Leggo. |
| Blair: | I love you Chuck, but I can't be with you. |
| Chuck: | Okay, scotch will mend my broken heart. |
| Louis: | I lahve you Bler. |
| Dan: | My books not on the Best Sellers list. ~le creys. |
| Nate: | Where the MILFs at?! |
| Rufus: | Who wants waffles? |